Grizz From 30 Rock Will Singlehandedly Drive The Dow Up A Bazillion Points Or So

March 4th, 2010 admin

Call your brokers, everyone! Grizz Chapman from 30 Rock rang the New York Stock Exchange opening bell this morning along with members of the National Kidney Foundation. This is a sign. Based on my advanced market analysis, when someone this cool rings the opening bell, the Dow Jones should close just north of the 82,000,000,000 mark. Being that it opened at 10,396, that’s a pretty significant gain. Trust my investing advice here, people*. *Do not, under any circumstances,


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