Our lives have forever been improved since two words have been added into our vocabulary: Antoine Dodson , brother of an attempted rape victim who became an overnight viral sensation when he gave the performance of a lifetime on Alabema news station WAFF. Antoine Dodson , whose name neatly anagrams into “Donated Onions,” “Adenoid No Snot” and “Oaten Dodos Inn,” is nothing short of a national treasure. If there... 

Mischa Barton might be Hollywood’s greatest enigma. At one time beautiful, talented, world at her fingertips and ready to shoot to the top, Mischa has fallen on hard times in recent years, becoming less beautiful, less talented, and less world at her fingertipped. Thankfully, she’s got a closet full of fashion finds to keep her face in the paper! Wait. A. Minute. What on Earth does she have covering her bathing suit areas on her... 

Here’s Jon Hamm on the cover of this week’s Parade Magazine: Hopefully he didn’t refuse to talk about his spotty past, forcing the one-legged (Parade) reporter to publish a story about Hamm’s cold mysteriousness that suddenly jeopardized Mad Men’s viewership, forcing Matthew Weiner to make an emergency call to his Wall Street Journal contacts for a second interview. Nahhhh, he just took adorable pics, the usual:... 

This is a Recap of Top Chef D.C. (Season 7), Episode 7, entitled “Power Lunch” , originally airing July 28, 2010. It is full of Spoilers Galore, by which I mean the James Bond Villain who spoils things by having sex with them a lot. Before we get into this week’s episode, let’s take a moment of B-Roll to honor the brave men and women who gave their lives defending our right to have cable reality …  Read More →

The UK Metro reports that a woman opened up her washing machine door to find a FIVE FOOT long corn snake amongst her laundry. She says: ‘I opened the glass door at the front and I saw something. I took it be part of a pair of jeans and then I wondered if it was a toy snake that children use,’ said Mrs Foley, from Exeter. ‘But then it poked its tongue out at me. It was horrible and quite big. It was just lying there on the washing. I don’t... 

OK, so this seems like a joke. I’m not sure. Maybe it’s not. It’s wonderful, either way. ( Update: It’s a joke site! And I love it. It’s still really funny . So the rest of my writing in this post is me not knowing if it was a joke or not. Now we know it is. Don’t I look like the fool.) The people over at Christwire.org  have come out against Bill Murray . Among their other complaints: He has also been spotted... 

Russell Crowe held a press conference today to announce he will be the narrator in an upcoming remake of “Ben-Hur”. He then made this face: My first reaction upon hearing the news was “Hollywood is remaking Ben-Hur ?? That’s so…really plausible!” But it’s actually an upcoming “Ben Hur” live theater performance at ANZ Stadium in Australia, not a movie. Although if the live  Read More →

I know that was a confusing headline. I’m sorry. I just didn’t know how to come out and say it. I feel like all of you are Brooke Hogan and I am Linda Hogan (age 50) and I’m trying to explain to you why I just got engaged to my 21 year old boyfriend, Charlie Hill , who is one year younger than you are. There’s just no easy way to say it. I guess if I …  Read More →

Some abbreviation humor for you there! Isn’t this an abbreviation humor blog now? I was gone all weekend, I thought we switched formats to abbreviation humor and adult contemporary. I’m playing the new Steve Winwood album at 12. Anyway, here’s the cast of Jersey Shore ringing the New York Stock Exchange bell this morning: Right next to a Viacom sign? Sweet! My stock options are gonna go sky-high! I don’t actually get... 

This is a recap for the Season 4 premiere of Mad Men starring Jon Hamm, Christina Hendricks, John Slattery, January Jones , and a bunch of other people whom you can learn about here. If you have not seen the episode then, yeah, this will probably spoil something for you, idiot. Enjoy! BEST CAMEO Bart Simpson. Trapped in Bert Cooper’s Blazer. BEST FIGHT OVER CANNED MEAT The Ladies Fighting Over Ham. You have to admit, Peggy’…  Read More →

Whether it’s been Joe Rogan vs. Carlos Mencia or Patton Oswalt vs. The Yale Valedictorian Who Plagiarized Him , we here at Best Week Ever have always paid close to the dirty world of joke theft. And now, none other than John Mayer is accusing one Rainn Wilson , the not-so-popular-choice to be the next head of The Office , of thieving one of his friends’ jokes on Twitter! …  Read More →

There is a new Toyota Camry commercial out right now, and there is a secret math problem hidden inside of it.  The ad features the Boller family whose parents have been continually passing down a Camry to their progressively younger children.  I’ve been glued to the TV for the past month waiting for the commercial to re-air and seeing If I …  Read More →

The word “nerd” means something much, much more extreme when it’s uttered within the walls of Comic-Con. In casual conversation, we may refer to ourselves as “nerds” simply because we’ve seen the Star Wars films dozens of times, or because we eagerly anticipate upcoming superhero films, but at Comic-Con, nerdery reaches heights that are so extreme, so specific, and so impressively arcane, Comic-Con nerds deserve... 

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Security Guard: Sir, I’m sorry, you can’t be here, your cart is too big and people are trying to get autographs. Dragon Cart Guy: I checked with the people in the front and they said it was fine! Security Guard: I don’t know what to tell you, but you’re gonna have to get that thing out of here, it’s too big. Dragon Cart Guy: I’m handicapped! Security Guard: Yeah but your dragon isn’t handicapped. [Continued...