Our lives have forever been improved since two words have been added into our vocabulary: Antoine Dodson , brother of an attempted rape victim who became an overnight viral sensation when he gave the performance of a lifetime on Alabema news station WAFF. Antoine Dodson , whose name neatly anagrams into “Donated Onions,” “Adenoid No Snot” and “Oaten Dodos Inn,” is nothing short of a national treasure. If there... 

This news reported about an attempted rape in Madison County, Alabama is very serious. That is until about the 1:00 mark, when our new favorite person in American Antoine Dodson reveals himself to be the most entertaining person in the South. VH1, I know we’re technically sitting inside you right now, but listen here: Reality show. Antoine tries to find the neighborhood  Read More →

Mischa Barton might be Hollywood’s greatest enigma. At one time beautiful, talented, world at her fingertips and ready to shoot to the top, Mischa has fallen on hard times in recent years, becoming less beautiful, less talented, and less world at her fingertipped. Thankfully, she’s got a closet full of fashion finds to keep her face in the paper! Wait. A. Minute. What on Earth does she have covering her bathing suit areas on her... 

By now, we’ve all seen Inception , the summer’s biggest mindf*ck movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio as the master of the human subconscious. And most of us seemed to understand it. But what of the children? Why should they be denied the most intriguing, mind-bending, confusing adventure in cinematic history? Well good news, Kids!! Now, both you and your  Read More →

Whether it’s been Joe Rogan vs. Carlos Mencia or Patton Oswalt vs. The Yale Valedictorian Who Plagiarized Him , we here at Best Week Ever have always paid close to the dirty world of joke theft. And now, none other than John Mayer is accusing one Rainn Wilson , the not-so-popular-choice to be the next head of The Office , of thieving one of his friends’ jokes on Twitter! …  Read More →

There is a new Toyota Camry commercial out right now, and there is a secret math problem hidden inside of it.  The ad features the Boller family whose parents have been continually passing down a Camry to their progressively younger children.  I’ve been glued to the TV for the past month waiting for the commercial to re-air and seeing If I …  Read More →

We’re hip to the fact that a number of Best Week Ever readers probably weren’t even alive for the great Mall Wars of the late eighties, a pre-Bieber era of teen pop music history that pitted the perky, blonde Debbie Gibson against a slightly trashy ginger known as Tiffany . While most would argue that Debbie Gibson “won” their battle back in the day, Tiffany has been determined to win the war for all-time cultural supremacy.... 

Many years ago, I had an idea for a show called “The Meal World.” It would be exactly like MTV’s “The Real World,” arguably the first reality show ever featuring 7 strangers picked to live in a house to have their lives taped to find out what happens when people stop being politeand start getting real. Only it would be 7 morbidly obese people. Hooking up. Getting into fights. Eating. “The Meal World.”... 

This week, Handsomest Actor in the World© Peter Gallagher stooped down to our mortal level and joined Twitter . This is big news in the world of the Internet, but even bigger news for giant, sexually aggressive eyebrows. So to celebrate Mr. Gallagher’s decision to become one of us, BestWeekEver.tv would like to get a little highbrow on you with this: The 20 Most Luscious Celebrity Eyebrows . Brows this list and let us know if we missed... 

Alcoholics all over the world, unite: Yes We Candwich! Yes, someone’s finally done it. They’ve gone ahead and put a damn sandwich in a can. And called it a Candwich . This is exactly the kind of thing that looks nasty as hell when you’re sober, but when it’s 4 am and you can’t find your gin-and-tonic helmet and you’re starving, a Candwich is just about the most delicious damn thing you can…  Read More →

ME:  So, you guys want to see this pony wave? YOU GUYS:  Noah, we’re not idiots .  Of course we want to see the pony wave. ME:  Well…okay.  It’s just… I’m just afraid you’re going to be disappointed when you see it.  It’s just a pony waving. YOU GUYS:  Seriously,  you’re being a p*ssy right now.  We know what we’re in for.  Just show us the video. ME:  You promise you won’t... 

My goal was to do a simple post about the new Pretzel M&Ms. What happened instead was a long and involved disaster. Let’s begin with the end, though. I just tried three different kinds of new M&Ms: White Chocolate M&Ms, Pretzel M&Ms, and Coconut M&M’s. Now let’s go back to the beginning of everything. Saturday night I got really not-okay drunk. It was the kind of drunk where, before you get into the... 

While you watch this video, your brain is going to create a whole narrative for you. This video is brain interactive.  You will wonder if robots did it. You will wonder if science is responsible. There will be a full story line with questions and mysteries, and at the end everything will be resolved. And when all of your questions are finally answered you won’t be sure if it ended how you wanted it  Read More →

Sources tell Best Week Ever exclusively that LeBron James , the King of Vitamin Water, met up with Lindsay Lohan , the Queen of Coke, mere moments before his ESPN special last night . We’re told that the two had a secret heart-to-heart outside of the Boys & Girls Club in Greenwich, CT, a meeting during which Lohan counseled James on how the notorious nailbiter could best visually express his inner feelings during such an emotionally... 

When I embed this video, I can’t figure out how to make it not display the title. But, please, as a personal favor to me, do not read the title of this video before you play it. Also, let me tell you the bad things about this video first so that you are prepared for them and they will not affect your enjoyment. The guy is wearing a necklace. That’s never okay. The rest is pretty good though. It’s going to take a little bit for...